Steeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must-have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense.

Shirt Info:

• pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
• true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length